Attention... Major Goiter!
Did this tonite --- just havin' fun getting into character---imagining what Major Goiter has for breakfast, and his morning primping routine in front of the mirror.
He's a native of Hardy, Arkansas, located in the foothills of the Arkansas Ozarks. He grew up with his grandma, 7 half brothers, 6 half sisters, 5 dogs, and 3 cats. His grandma was a regular at the Ozarks shooting range, and often brought Goiter junior with her, where he grew quite fond of shooting at the tadpoles in Spring River. At the ripe age of 35, junior left his Grandma's house to join the marine corp. Currently, he has earned the ranking of Major.
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